Sarcasm and Whimsy

Life shouldn't be a trek to the grave with the idea of arriving safely in a nice, well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, whiskey & chocolate in hand, body used up, worn out & screaming, "WOO! WHAT A RIDE!"

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Awesome April 29, 2013

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Sometimes God tells you not to eat for a reason March 10, 2013

Filed under: Kids — ladyblayde @ 1:48 am

2am vomiting sucks. Even worse when it comes from fear (just had a hail storm). And for the trifecta, being alone to clean it up. Poor kid – there was no way she was making it to the bathroom! I’m just glad she made it out of my bed in time!


Spring break… yay? March 9, 2013

Filed under: Uncategorized — ladyblayde @ 9:37 pm

Spring break is this week. In the past the girls and I have had epic adventures… Or at least not sat around the house bored all week.  This year, all I want to do is to sit around the house. And sleep. Man, I wanna sleep. I don’t know if it’s the yo-yo weather we’re having in Texas, if I’ve been doing too much lately or just a tough mental time. All I know is that right now, thinking about spring break makes me very tired.


A new adventure February 21, 2013

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As of this afternoon, I’m officially a Premier Jewelry representative. I’m so excited!

Been sick for a week with a sinus infection. Phil convinced me to go to the med clinic with the following:


We have insurance.

Go to the damn MedClinic.

Do it for Philip!

Couldn’t say no to the haiku.


Lent is coming February 6, 2013

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It’s time for sacrifice. I do find it amusing that even the “Christmas and Easter” Catholics tend to give something up for Lent. But, that’s neither here nor there, so I shouldn’t go on a tirade. I mean, any sacrifice in the name of God is good.

Last year I gave up soda. It was HARD. I was drinking more than a 2 liter of soda every day. It was good for me, and even now I don’t drink nearly as much soda as I used to. So, this year I need to give up something that’s more of a sacrifice.

I’m thinking about giving up sweets.

… I’ll wait for you to pick your jaws up off the floor.


Yes. Ice cream, cookies, pies, candy, cake – all that delicious, wonderful junk. If I want a sweet, I can have fruit. This would be a HUGE sacrifice for me. I honestly believe every day should include ice cream. My house is full of girl scout cookies. I have an emergency candy stash.

Yep. I think that’s going to be it. I’ve got a week left to binge on sweets. If you see me having ice cream as a meal in the next few days, you’ll know why.


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